Feature Request: Make virtual filter mustache thicker

Hi, I have started to use the mustache virtual filter out of curiosity. It looks natural. People can tell if it's real or not. So I went on a team daily with the mustache. All of a sudden, I have way more authority, I am confident, I am in my A game. The ascent was meteoric. I get respect, and tasks I assign in the morning are done before EOD. Suddenly, projects meet the schedule. I became a celebrity. I am well-known and recognized downtown. I had to act to support this new lifestyle, so I changed the color from the default dark brown to a black mustache. The next thing you know, I am taking all critical decision-making meetings with this black mustache. I am everywhere. Girls, booze, my own driver. I am the king of the hill. But lately, something started to break. I feel like this mustache is not thick enough to sustain my new lifestyle. I need a thicker mustache to fuel my success. That is why I am making this request. Please create a feature to make the mustache thicker. I need a broom on my face. Help me push my career forward. Thank you.