I Have Spared You. For Now

Dear Zoom People,

You're welcome.

I am writing to let you know that, through the bottomless depths of my patience and benevolence, I have chosen not to smite your entire platform into oblivion over the glaring absence of a contact list for adding invitees to meetings.

Truly, it is only by grace—mine, not divine—that you have been permitted to continue operating.

I have painstakingly typed out email addresses manually like it’s 1992, and I have smiled through it. Not because it brings me joy, but because I am a Saint. A Saint who has suffered much... and asked only that your platform show some small understanding of user convenience.

So please, take this moment to reflect. Ask yourselves:

• Why does a platform built for communication lack the most basic communication feature?

• Why must I integrate a redundant calendar or belong to a corporate monolith just to access something as simple as a contact list?

• Why, Zoom? Why.

Implement this. Make it happen.

Your continued survival may depend on it.

With impossible restraint,
The Reluctant Earthling
Saint, Sufferer, Unpaid UX Tester, and Friend to the Masses